BEAR Game Review

Fallout 3, Uncharted, Assassin’s Creed, Skyrim, Super Mario Bros 3… These games are nothing compared to the pure brilliance and epicness that is BEAR for the Xbox 360! You will never have a more amazing and immersive experience than being a BEAR in the Alaskan wilderness. This is the definitive BEAR experience we have all be waiting for. I smell a GOTY on our hands, folks.

STORY: You’re a BEAR … HELL YEAH! You’re hungry, slightly agitated, and you need to find enough food to hibernate for the winter.  Your father was killed by a hunter and you want blood thirsty revenge before the winter comes as well as finding a suitable mate. Truly a gripping story as you move through the woods and mountains looking for deer, salmon, cows, and humans to feed on. With a nearly 4 month gameplay length and multiple endings, BEAR has one hell of a compelling story.

GAMEPLAY: As a BEAR, you can swat, charge, roar, tackle, poop, and bite your enemies and food. Seamlessly switches between first person and third person to deal to your foes the types of punishments that only a BEAR can deliver. With over 20 different mate choices, the game also makes for a great dating sim. The salmon catching mini-game is a lot of fun as is the hunt or hunted mode where you hunt people. The game has over 40 areas to explore such as the wilderness, mountains, and suburban Anchorage. The multiplayer is also awesome! Move over Call of Duty! With over 60 customizable BEARS to play as in death matches, capture the cub, and king of the cave matches. The multiplayer for BEAR is a lot of fun and addictive.

GRAPHICS AND SOUND: Simply amazing. The most photo realistic game I’ve ever seen. Even more so on the PC. It feels like a bear is going to reach out of the screen and eat you and you can taste the salmon. BEAR boasts an epic sound track preformed by Hans Zimmer. The voice acting of the bears is just amazing. I think they flew in some grizzlies from Yellow Stone Park to do the voice acting and it really stands out as some of the best VA work I’ve ever heard in a video game.

Overall, BEAR is a must have game for anyone ever. You will not leave your tv or PC while playing this amazing game because it is just so good. Trade in or throw all your other games away because this is the only game you’ll ever need from now on. Go play BEAR now. NOW!

OVERALL: 9001/10

PROS:
-You’re a BEAR!
-You get the kill and eat stuff!
-Did I mention that you are a BEAR?!

CONS:
-APRIL FOOLS!